Okay, so this is the part where I'm supposed to tell you fascinating stories that would make you want to talk to me.

I might also include some information about my personal history: where I grew up, where I went to school, various places I've lived. If I have one, I'll include a picture of myself engaging in an activity I enjoy, such as a sport or hobby.

	Not to be confused with this guy. Me:   Hey , we don't allow pigs in here. CK:  It's not a pig, it's a dog. Me:  I was talking to the dog. The Fade If you'll notice in these two pictures oif me I am wearing the same hair style. There is a reason for this. Both of these pictures were talen while I was in New Jersey. While in Springstien's home town I went to a little barber college where I couldn't help but notice that everybody was walking out with the same style. In fact now that I think about it all the men (and some of the women) in New jersey had the same cut. Needless to say, when I got out of the chair I had a pristine new fade and was ready to hit the Jersey club scene or have Kwofy or maby go to the Teater.   Chris Kirkpatrick Way back when I was in the ninth grade, my friends and I decided to come up with a band called "Porcelin Thrown" at this point I decided that the name Chris Weidman was a bit bland and hard to say. So I decided to drop the last name and go with my middle names, turn them into one and I had Chris Kirkpatrick. Great name. It stayed like this for a good long while until the braided freak pictured to the left joined a little group called *NSYNC. It all went down hill from there. Now it's back to the old last name.